This has not been the case this week.
One of my favorite sitcoms to air was Dharma and Greg and this episode describes my situation to a T.
Ok, so I don't have gout. But in the last week, I've had 5 migraines, 2 sore throats, a cough, a runny nose, a 24-hour fever, 2 cases of pinkeye, 1 puffy foot tendon, a persistent case of the hiccups, some mystery face bruises, and approximately -100,000 hairs on my head. Not to mention I was just sick little over a month ago. All minor things, but this is coming from someone who worked in an ER in the midst of flu season without even catching a sniffle.
I'm getting worried, not because being sick is so terrible, but because I think that I brought this illness onto myself.